*SIGNS OF PREGNANCY*
*1st trimester*
George Bush’s Social Conscience Focuses
From Pathetic Humor Upto Violent Heavy
Poetry About Prime Minister Of Jailhouse
Camp
G=Goodell’s sign
B=breast signs
S=sonography
C=cervical changes
F=fatigue
F=frequency of micturition
P=Palmer’s sign
H=Hegar’s sign
U=uterine changes
V=vaginal wall
H=hCG levels
P=Piskacek’s sign
A=amenorrhea
P=placental sign
M=morning sickness
O=Osiander’s sign
J=Jacquemier’s sign
C=crown rump length
*2nd trimester*
Bush’s Cheap Stunt For Reelection, Focused
Upon Firing At Baghdad’s Locals & Society,
Backfired Since Army Behaved Questionably
B=Breast changes
C=chloasma
S=sonography
F=fundal height
R=radiological signs
F=fetal parts palpated
U=uterine changes
F=FHS
A=amenorrhoea
B=Braxton Hicks Contractions
L=linea nigra
S=striae
B=ballottment
S=soft cervix
A=active fetal movments
B=blue cervix
Q=Quickening
*3rd trimester*
Feeling Freed By Firing Field Focused
Completely Upon Foreigners in Baghdad,
American leaders & Society Slept.
F=frequency
F=fetal movement
B=breast changes
F=fundal height
F=fetal movements
F=fetal parts palpated
C=cutaneous changes
U=uterine shape
F=FHS
B=Braxton Hicks contractions
A=amenorrhoea
L=Lightening
S=Symphysis Fundal Height
S=sonography
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